Score: 0

"Insincere"

submission: Pilgrimage

date: 12 hours ago

First of all, I can tell your "Artist's Statement" on the title page was just a mish-mash of cliched eccentric-artist bs. Morons fell for it, but it's easy to tell what you did. I just don't know WHY you did it. The game itself was no fun at all and I came away from it in a foul mood because of it.

So 0 for you.

Score: 10

"Loved it"

submission: A Big Three Xmas

date: January 1, 2010

Truth is funnier than fiction. Much more real, too. So real, it's scary. And stuff. And other stuff. Very funny flash. If it wasn't funny or sexy, I'd give it a zero.

Score: 10

"I love this game!"

submission: REPLAYING :the game:

date: January 1, 2010

But not as much as the other one. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly, but wasn't it trickier to kill the little bastards in the last one?

I thought the massacre thing was clever, since real school/workplace massacres are committed by nerdy shut-ins, and not cool dudes like myself. Plus, now Michael Moore has extra incentive to lose weight. (He was in the way! I HAD to do it--TO SURVIVE!!)

The Ben Bernanke/Ron Paul segment was priceless. Ron may sound and look like a whiny little girl at the podium, but he flies a mean blimp! And gold in your pocket is worth much more than the cotten Ben says he shat in the bank.

Hmm...My Libertarian sense is tingling again...

Hope finals went well. Try to make the segments more difficult to complete next time, though.