Score: 0

"Insincere"

submission: Pilgrimage

date: 12 hours ago

First of all, I can tell your "Artist's Statement" on the title page was just a mish-mash of cliched eccentric-artist bs. Morons fell for it, but it's easy to tell what you did. I just don't know WHY you did it. The game itself was no fun at all and I came away from it in a foul mood because of it.

So 0 for you.

Score: 10

"Loved it"

submission: A Big Three Xmas

date: January 1, 2010

Truth is funnier than fiction. Much more real, too. So real, it's scary. And stuff. And other stuff. Very funny flash. If it wasn't funny or sexy, I'd give it a zero.

Score: 10

"I love this game!"

submission: REPLAYING :the game:

date: January 1, 2010

But not as much as the other one. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly, but wasn't it trickier to kill the little bastards in the last one?

I thought the massacre thing was clever, since real school/workplace massacres are committed by nerdy shut-ins, and not cool dudes like myself. Plus, now Michael Moore has extra incentive to lose weight. (He was in the way! I HAD to do it--TO SURVIVE!!)

The Ben Bernanke/Ron Paul segment was priceless. Ron may sound and look like a whiny little girl at the podium, but he flies a mean blimp! And gold in your pocket is worth much more than the cotten Ben says he shat in the bank.

Hmm...My Libertarian sense is tingling again...

Hope finals went well. Try to make the segments more difficult to complete next time, though.

Score: 0

"Couldn't finish"

submission: Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 1

date: December 25, 2009

I don't care how long it is. It was awful. Anyone can yell nonsense into a microphone and animate disgusting images. I'm just glad most don't.

Score: 0

"You ruined it."

submission: Mastermind 3

date: December 25, 2009

The part where he orders his minions to execute eachother was really funny, but the "BALLS!" thing ruined it. It could have been good, but you just had to inject random phallic jokes into the script. Why in the hell would any of the minions have the guts to start blurting out obscenities to a guy blowing up cities with a button on his desk?

Don't you watch "Venture Brothers"? Only two henchmen would ever talk to The Monarch like that, and but they're invincible!

You need to get someone to review your script before you start working from them. Like the Aids thing in the first or second one. "Watch out for Aids! Yeah! Aids...uhm, yeah...ouch."

"Uhm"?? "Yeah"?! "OUCH"??!! That sounded awful!

Zero. I was embarrassed to watch it.

Score: 10

"Heh..."

submission: Communist in Space

date: November 15, 2009

"OBAMA!"

Stupid and funny. Always a winner.

Score: 9

"It's Bug-eyes!"

submission: -Last Resort-

date: October 21, 2009

HA! Looks like Steve Buscemi! Thanks for the chuckles.

Score: 9

"Incredible!"

submission: Tarboy

date: October 17, 2009

Like you need to hear it again. That was the best flash animation I ever saw, with the best cinematography, effects, voice-acting, and narrative. I can't say I much like the premise itself, because to me it seems to distract from the real villains of the working man, but I'm still deeply impressed.

You've got a helluva future ahead of you, if you aren't there already!

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: Waiting for the Bus!

date: October 17, 2009

Touching--Myself.

It moved me--When I was constipated.

It's a very well-made animation--that I watched while @$(%&@ing.

Really, the cinematography was incredible, and the story was very well-told, unlike all the other Newgrounds-Amateur-Melodrama-Theater acts. Very funny stuff, too.

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: War, Snow and Fire

date: October 16, 2009

Not the most original story, but the style was great and animation was fluid. Also, I hate Russia. Great job!