Score: 10

"That was pointless..."

submission: The Juice Joint

date: August 20, 2008

But it had boobs.

No, seriously, this kicks ass. A few minutes well wasted.

Score: 5

"I wanted to like it and almost did"

submission: Anaksha: Female Assassin

date: August 8, 2008

The feminist thing bugged me. I read the FAQ before I played, and I totally understood how it happened. Flash is a slow tool to work with, I know (but then, I'm a perfectionist [stuff I've submitted to this point barely counts]).

Then I played the game. I really like Frank Miller, even if I think his art could use just a tiny bit of improvement. I also like the noire theme. However, I don't like it when the melodrama gets really heavy, and it did in this game. I thought it was kind of silly. The art was really good, but the dialog was (again) very silly. Even though I read the fact, the man-on-woman-abuse thing really got on my nerves to the point that I just tried to skip the cutscenes all together.

The gameplay was really repetetive. I'll admit that I think nothing beats a point-and-click game, but all biases aside, there was almost no variety in this one.

HOWEVER. You occasionally required the player to use strategy and interact with the environment, and I thought that was really something in a sniper game.

Score: 2

"This game is...not good."

submission: Inquisitive Dave

date: July 19, 2008

The jokes are horrible and the last boss wouldn't shut up. You don't use many of the words you use correctly. It just sounds dumb. Everything in the room has some time-wasting description.

Score: 2

"Ehh..."

submission: Adair Tishler Avoider UE

date: July 15, 2008

I wasn't impressed. I was bored crazy. The Girl's head making that sound effect every time she touched something drove me nuts. I quit after about 3 minutes. Here's a tip: Make something different. If you won't take that advice, remove the irritating sound effect and make the head stationary when it starts in the blue box in subsequent levels.

Score: 9

"Okay, I'm done wasting my life."

submission: Cosmic Rush

date: July 15, 2008

I like the music. The graphics are amazing. The game ran smoothly on my computer to a fault--your fault. On the side-scrolling section, I hit a laser and fell to my death. The platforms were really short at this point, so every time the game restarted at the check point, Tails rocketed through 6 rings and missed the platform above him...Over and over and over again. I could count on the game to somehow set him back or ahead a little at least once (twice at the most). I never made it past the region with this checkpoint.

Otherwise, fantastic job.

Score: 0

"I don't get it..."

submission: Tankmen: Controversy

date: July 9, 2008

What are you so angry at FOX for? I haven't heard them go on rants about anything--Unless you're talking about one of the prime-time shows. Still, reporting smut isn't anything unique to Fox News. Hannity's a blow hard and all that, but a lot of the things that FOX's personalities take on are serious issues that go underreported everywhere else.

It was Fox News' relentless reporting of child-rape cases (especially Bill Oreilly's) that has brought the subject to an unprecedented level of public awareness. You can actually thank Bill to some extent for the drafting of Jessica's Law (his reporting of the Jessica Lunsford case was especially intense). His persistent reporting and personal advocacy has helped the law pass (at least partially) in over 33 states.

This lame shot at Fox News is unwarranted. The flash itself was below juvenile ("Let's slap dicks!" ???) and, from your inflammatory responses to mild criticism, I imagine you just excite easily. You won't find yourself being mentioned by anyone on that station.

...

Except maybe Greg Gutfeld...

Score: 10

"good"

submission: Totem Destroyer

date: July 9, 2008

'nuff said

Score: 10

"You hate it because you know it's true"

submission: A diary of an unborn kid.

date: July 9, 2008

Sad but disturbingly funny.

Score: 0

"..."

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2

date: June 29, 2008

I'd say talk faster (again), but saying what we're all thinking in a condescending drawl isn't entertainment to me, anyway.

Score: 3

"Excruciating."

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG

date: June 29, 2008

It felt like that went on forever. Don't talk so slowly, next time. Most of what you said is correct, but Carlos Mencia is definitely not a dousche-bag.