webchameleon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[super sweatshop mastar]

What kind of shoes were they? Lead-toed?

Seriously, though. This game sucked. The graphics were simple but it still rolled like a turd through a bear in winter.

[Wall Street Massacre]

no...

The only fun part was with the car.

The rest was all mindless hippie-rage. B)

[Tiananmen Square]

I don't get it

I don't understand how you win because no matter what I do he dies.

Like in China.

So I guess it was good.

$&(#! Mao. He was an evil bastard.

[Red, White & Poo: Ep 1]

That was funny, but not so fun

I really wanted to love this game, but couldn't. It was funny, but the gameplay was just repetitive to me. You need to really stick it to the Left, next time. Redneck stereotypes are hilarious, but there's an inexhaustible funny-mine on the other side of the political quarry, too.

That reference kind of sucked, I know.

[Raid Gaza!]

This is a disgusting game.

The gameplay is boring, to say the least, and goal of the game is propaganda on the same level as Al Jazeera.

The game truly speaks for itself.

[Journeys of Reemus: Ch 2]

Good

Not as good as the last one, but I still liked it a lot. Thanks, Zeebarf!

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

Excellent Game

I love this game.

[Venezuelan Flag]

Very impressive.

That background looks great. I can't get the hang of my Wacom pen, possibly in no small part due to its wide diameter and small tablet area. Increase the poly count in the flag and run another simulation.

How's life under the gun?

[Dark Cut 3]

Awful

That was awful (see header). The enviornment was ridiculously distracting and the white flashes were annoying. The procedures were over-complicated. The music seemed unfitting for the task at hand.

I recommend that anyone who likes violent surgery games play Amateur Surgeon instead. You get humor as a bonus and no unnecessary distractions.

[Double Edge]

Boring.

It looked pretty and sounded thrilling, but it was also extremely repetitive and lacked any incentive to play past the first few levels. In every level I played, all I did was hack 'n slash a wave of toe-tag demons, zombies, etc. At the end of every level, I gained experience points to improve my sword attack and imaginary shield-block so I could do the exact same thing better in the next level.

It's like potato chips: Sure, they're kind of tasty [attention-holding] and all that, but they're really not much different from any other brand of potato chips [defense game] you've tasted before. And the whole time you're eating potato chips, you're wondering if it's really worth all the fat [time] your consuming while wishing they had more flavor [BBQ--I mean variety].

Godlimations responds:

omgosh your so funny! Your comment is also like a potato chip. The longer I read it, the more stale it gets. rofl!! Then comes the after taste [my response]