webchameleon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[the pain machine]

Funny

Not the most challenging Flash game, but it was creative. I enjoyed it.

[Mashhouse]

Challenging

This game's cool. I like how it's funny but difficult. That boulder chase was the best part. SEQUEL!

exotworking responds:

I don´t like sequels that much...but there´s a spin-off with the character from mashhouse on my site. It´s called "fun in the torture chamber" :D

[Spin the black circle]

This is interesting

I've never played a better physics-based Flash game. I made it to level 21 before I stopped.

[Monoliths Mario World 2]

Don't like...

The controls are awful, you can't jump high enough or grab koopa shells. There's no way to get through the first level, as far as I can see.

Mono1337 responds:

Same as above, World 1-1 is not impossible..

[MouzeMaze]

Hard...

Got to level 19 and gave up. Great design. Maybe you should have something to convince players to play on in the later levels, though.

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

Even better than the last one!

Beautifully done game. Everything I liked, I loved. It was funny. The graphics were much better than last time (I assume that last time you only used hand-drawn frames, or something). The audio was also great. The puzzles had me thinking a good while and the fight scenes were awesome.

However, I have two complaints, probably the only ones you'll hear of this nature, but I didn't deduct points for it.

First off, threatening women isn't cool. That's most characteristic of drunks and rapists...and other kinds of people.

Second, I just don't get the crack hype. All the people I know (and I DO know) who use it basically live in their own filth (as does Rocketfingers, apparently) and appear..."offish".

Otherwise I loved it.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

Cool but sloooooooooow

This may be one of the funniest flash games I ever played, but also the slowest. The frame rate is terrible, even with an "excellent" connection and "Low" quality setting.

[Freds Adventure]

BEST...FLASH GAME...EVER!!!

Reminds me of Lenny Loose-Jocks Goes Walkabout and Tomb of Doom. You used a fake preloader, didn't you?

[PALADIN: the Game]

Frame Rate...

I liked this game. The action was extremely repetative, but like a Castelvania game I couldn't help drudging on. The graphics are very good--too good, in fact. I couldn't beat the dragon because my character couldn't respond to my mouse clicks fast enough (sometimes 10 sec for a response!). This was on low quality, too. I was still impressed.

That dumb bird thing didn't seem to serve any purpose than slow the game down. I say get rid of him.

[Gateway II]

Perfect!

Great use of 3d animation and scripting! Are you a Silent Hill 2 fan, or something?

struma responds:

Yup. That's a great game. It puts other attempts to tell a story through games to shame. Which doesn't really say much considering game stories usually are about as deep as a steam rolled stamp.