webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grand Theft Awesome]

@#$%!!

Too much "fucking!" to be considered a 10. I mean it when I say that too much angry cursing just sounds nerdy--in any context.

[Indiada Jodes]

Meh...

It was okay, I guess...Definitely not as funny as the first one, and the voice work was more annoying/ aggravating than amusing. Somehow I felt, this time, like I was being yelled at instead of listening to an over-enthusiastic nerd. Maybe you should go easier on the volume at times.
I didn't get some of the name-spoofs, either (Freedom Fridge???).

[At the Restaurant]

heh...

Like you didn't know, the dancing needs work.

MyKindOfFlash responds:

This was made over a year ago, and was my first real Flash, so the quality makes me cringe looking back. I have been thinking of doing a remake now that I'm better, but the joke is already known, so it wouldn't have the impact.

Thanks for the review.

[pls delete]

Excellent

Reminds me of a Family Guy reminiscence. I hate Family Guy, but I liked this.

[Chuck's New Tux!]

Morbidly funny

I should have seen that coming.

[Skittles N' Dickz]

That was'nt good.

That wasn't funny; it was lame. How could you compare sexual video-game parodies to South Park? Really, it could have been funny, but it wasn't. This is Middle School humor; it's like you just found out what sex is and added Itchy and Scratchy.

Emanhattan responds:

what are you talking about?

[Irod Bad!]

Saw it today

GREAT movie.
(let me try formatting: [em]GREAT[/em] {em}GREAT{/em})

I loved it, but you didn't seem to. You didn't seem to be paying much attention, either. Obediah was Stark's bastard business partner, not a general.

USA! USA! USA!

Ukinojoe responds:

He also wasn't a Sargent or a Major, I couldn't remember what his name was at the moment so I thought it'd be funnier if I just said whatever came to mind.

[Brawl Taunts]

Didn't enjoy it

Meh...Kind of nerdy. You tried, though, and I know most people liked it, but I just think most video-game satire is nerdy, okay? I didn't laugh, I didn't think "That's SO true!" (even when it was).

Can I just offer a couple of tips for all future vg satirists?

1) DON'T use low, rugged voices. They ALWAYS sound forced and nerdy.

2) DON'T tell us what we already think; act it out. I don't need another character to EXPLAIN that Link needs to say something different; I want to see other characters yell at and make fun of him (like you eventually did).

The animation was nice. Extra point!

[SEXY Body Painting Video]

no...

That wasn't really worth watching. The finished job was a pasty-looking t-shirt advertisement that actually made me sick to look at (and I LIKE boobs). It was not impressive or erotic.

[Blunty and Jointy]

huh...

This is your drugs on drugs.