webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Irod Bad!]

Saw it today

GREAT movie.
(let me try formatting: [em]GREAT[/em] {em}GREAT{/em})

I loved it, but you didn't seem to. You didn't seem to be paying much attention, either. Obediah was Stark's bastard business partner, not a general.

USA! USA! USA!

Ukinojoe responds:

He also wasn't a Sargent or a Major, I couldn't remember what his name was at the moment so I thought it'd be funnier if I just said whatever came to mind.

[evolution of the universe]

Boring

Flash animation is best with vecor graphics. All you did was use (some vectors) a bunch stock images that fade in and out and transform a little. Also (this didn't affect score), animal cells are depicted as being round, while plant cells are box-like. The missle coming out of the sun didn't make sense, but I knew what you meant (whatever...).

andy70707 responds:

Yeah, I should have thought about that. And the missile came out of the earth, not the sun, just before it blew up. Then, the missile blew up making the yellow blob which you saw at the beggining of the movie because they wanted to start life again.

[When Good Flash Goes Bad3]

Try next time

You need to make it longer and interesting. It doesn't go anywhere.

Insanimation responds:

meh....

[Not-The-Final Fantasy XII]

Die, Vaan!

THANK YOU! I've been playing this game for two weeks (my brother bought it--I swear!) and my hatred for Vaan, moogles and melodrama grows with each passing day. The characters in these FF games have gotten younger and fruitier looking with each game since VIII. Vaan looks like an underaged, transsexual Thai hooker and I can't believe that I believe he's the main character.

Where are all the REAL leading men in these games?
...
Besides Squall?

I don't want to play as fruity little kids with no hair on their...chests.

P.S.
Your cartoons are hilarious.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Man, I haven't seen a good bearded party member in a FF since Barret... and he's a Mr. T clone! Of course, Auron had stubble... but it's not quite the same. They should make a ZZ-top guy be a party member, and his beard would be down to his knees, it'd rule. Or maybe not, depending on how they'd handle it. It has potential, at least. Thanks for the input, Cham!

[Wii Are Sold Out]

good

I thought this was really funny until he started screaming. Bad Cartman impression, by the way.

SardonicSamurai responds:

Actually, I wasn't trying to impersonate Cartman.

If I was, I'd be animating Cartman.

It was that characters voice slowly getting more and more aggressive. I had no intention of it sounding like him, lol.

[Miss Dynamite XXIII gdh]

Meh...

Why won't they just die, already? They've been hit dead-on by rockets at least twice, now. Why should I have any reason to like the characters in the first place? They're all terrorists helping other terrorists and one of them is a pedophile. All they are fighting to do is keep people oppressed.

Sirkowski responds:

"People think this is a useless review." ... lol

[Miss Dynamite XXII iraq]

Didn't like it

Why would you want the American military not to be able to fight Al Qaeda? They execute people in the streets!

Sirkowski responds:

I never thought about that...

[-Tomamoto's The Kingdom-]

Hilarious!

That was perfect. Great dialogue.

FrozenFire responds:

why thank you kind sir! :D

[RepublicaSocialistaMundia]

Not impressed

The animation was poor and repetitive. The song and imagery was misleading and purposefully offensive (not that the latter matters on a critical level). There are/ were no equal rights under Lenin, Stalin, Pol Pot, Kim Jon Il, Fidel Castro and others.

Kenzu responds:

My flash is not offensive.

No country has ever had equal rights! Socialist World Republic will!