webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dick Mantis]

Meh.

I'm not impressed. Or amused. I don't like the animation, the dialog, or the characters. I guess you tried, though. I'm just being brutally honest.

[Avatar Boredom Dub 2]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was just awesome. Funniest dialog in a flash movie...that I haven't seen yet.

[Avatar Boredom Dub 8]

HA!

I love the Woody Allen voice! And the dialog is better than that for serious movies.

[Godzilla vs SARS]

Ok. It was kind of funny.

I'd give you a 7 but I'm knocking it down to 6 because you used NyQuil instead of DayQuil.

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

I see why some people hate it

The toon begins with excessive video-game commentary, which I have said elsewhere is extremely nerdy and I can't stand. Not to say the commentary isn't true...
Then there's the actual movie. I know it's supposed to emulate an Adult Swim travesty like Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Sea Lab 2021 (both of which were funny but very stupid). The problem is that your toon is too stupid and too random to even meet Adult Swim's low standards. Allow me to elaborate:

-The characters are so bad they're actually creepy.
-The animation moves so fast the jokes hit me like flies on an SR-71 (look it up).
-If you're going to integrate bitmaps, make sure they are intelligible.
-Was that a plush squid selling home-owners' insurance on a K'nex dragster?

[Sprite TV 2]

Parts of it were funny...

It needs less borrowed dialog and more romantic songs about bestiality :D. Also, video-game commentary is actually extremely...less-than-cool. It's a scientific fact, because I said it. I really preferred the acts were the characters didn't go on and on about the games they were in. Mario getting drunk over saving Peach again was funny, but...you see where I'm going with this, don't you?

[Global Warming!]

Fuzzy Farts = Funny

Nothing's funnier than a woodland creature with explosive gas...except maybe a woodland creature _ some hapless guy.

[Bambee]

Greatest Flash Ever!!! (so far)

When Bambee took off, I was expecting a voice to shout:

POWDERRRRRRRRRRED...TOAAAAAAAAAAST...
MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

I dig the \u{Ren and Stimpy}-style animation.

[Weebl and Bob : Goo-lien]

Brilliant!

Funny. Great movie spoof--Possibly better than the original!

[Eisenhower's Redemption]

That was...uh...

That was kind of funny, I guess. Eisenhower was an awesome guy, by the way. Read up on him, people.