webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fatherly Bonds]

Wait a sec...

I wasn't impressed by the animation at all. I just thought it was dumb. Not in a funny way.

Wasn't the big purple guy in a game where he chainsawed little kids on a tropical island?

Is that ironic to anyone else?

Gonzossm responds:

:'(

[Madness: Jebus kills]

One of the...

...most monotonous, pointless cartoons I've ever seen.

NewgroundsDummie responds:

Seriously, you obviously cant see it, cause your too retarded. And this review has no criticism at all.

[N. Korea Rocket Victory !]

Yeah, really

You made Jesus cry with that one. How dare you use fingers in your videos!

xtil responds:

Foam finger tell you get back to work !

[Tywo At Large Ep. #3]

Conflicted

What can be said that hasn't been already?

The animation was fantastic, but the dialogue sucked. It seemed like you were really trying to cram that Breakfast Club thing in there too hard. Every scream was priceless. I was impressed by the echoes in the hall. The gate scene was the best part of the cartoon.

This kid should be in elementary school. They all look too young.

It was hilarious how that one kid started smacking the crap out of himself.

Pixmintro responds:

Eh, I'm not too great with dialogue. :S But the screams are really fun to do. Also, the reason they look so young because strangely enough, when made the characters like... 7 years ago, they were drawn in a chibi anime style, but as a compromise, they go to a Jr./Sr. High School :P. They're really like, 14.

[Tribute to Tommy]

loooong movie

That was a movie that went nowhere slowly. I have no idea what the kid said at the end. You need to keep your mouth away from the microphone.

psychicpebbles responds:

Sorry my mic is so fucking sexy I can resist from blowing it

[A ComiX Halloween!]

Not funny

Congrats on the frame rate, but the script wasn't funny.
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At all.

DAGamesOfficial responds:

no sense of humor :D

[sherry enema: #1]

Boring

I started drifting off about two minutes into it--really, I did. I hit my head on the desk before I fell asleep, though.

Okay, having said that, it was the worst pro-life argument I've heard...maybe. I don't know if McCain would have said those things, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did (ambiguous weasel...)

Conservatives don't want to ban abortions all together; they just want to eliminate revolving-door clinics. Abortion is a horrible thing that shouldn't be an alternative to safe-sex. "Accidents" that do happen are not the child's fault, and to kill the child for your own carelessness is abhorrent. Rape is kind of a gray area, but an abortion is always a horrible thing to do for any reason (even to save the mother, which is no-contest).

The arguments about back-alley abortions are over-hyped and should be considered offensive to women everywhere. Some people want you to think that without abortion clinics, women would be disemboweling themselves behind porn-shops all over the country. I don't have to tell you this is absurd (but I will). There was no national crisis before Roe vs. Wade. Interestingly enough, all we hear about today is the horrible things young women are doing to their babies (high schoolers dumping them in trash-cans on prom night [another tasteful MacFarlaine joke]; college students doing the same, sometimes repeatedly). I'm not saying this is a direct result of Roe vs. Wade, but it's clear that society's attitude about children (especially women's) has degenerated in the past half-century. There are abortion clinics available all over the country, but some women still wait until they're born to take their lives.

Even if I believed some good came out of Roe vs. Wade, I would never consider it an achievement worth celebrating. A woman's "right to choose" is about as dignified as Manson's right to pick Kool-Aid from some other rancid drink. Men don't even get away with leaving their children with their mothers, yet women are allowed to kill them on a whim.

I think I've exhausted the subject.

Cambo responds:

this is a really intelligent defence of not having abortions in some situations. I'm not for or against abortion, so you know.

But playing devil's advocate, say a woman got pregnant because she forgot to take the pill. You wouldn't allow her to have an abortion? On what grounds?

Acknowledging as you have that abortion is always a horrible thing to do, do you think that you'd make a better decision than the mother in this situation? Why?

And women aren't allowed to kill their children on a whim, I think if you believe that you're misunderstanding the concept of abortion.

Also, your statement that "[women's] attitudes about children have degenerated in the past half-century" isn't true. You on one hand use the example of the back-alley abortion as a gross over-exaggeration - but, acknowledging that they're horrible and have happened in extreme cases, surely you wouldn't say this is indicative of women's attitudes towards children in the last century? Surely your opinion of women's attitudes about the issue of child-raising is based on the overwhelming majority.

So then why are you characterising the attitudes of women in the last fifty years with the very feint anecdotal example of women who "still wait until [their children are] born to take their loves"?

Furthermore, I don't know of any examples of this happening as an alternative to abortion. This has happened - mothers do occasionally murder their infants - but it's almost always as a result of mental illness or post-natal depression. And I wouldn't say that that has anything to do with society's attitudes to abortion.

I don't really understand your Manson's right to Kool-Aid comment though.

[sherry enema: #2]

Excellent Flash

It was political without pissing me off but still made me laugh. Whatever you believe, I liked this a lot. It's much better than listening to Seth Macfarlane call our troops rapists for laughs.

Cambo responds:

i was going to say that it's good you can separate your criticism from your political views, but I think a lot of people like this flash BECAUSE of their views. And I'm glad people like this flash.

So I suppose I'm just glad you like it.

[Not-The-FFXII Extras]

That wasn't as amusing as I hoped it would be.

That wasn't as amusing as I hoped it would be.

Bobert-Rob responds:

You're not as amused as I hoped you would be.

[At the Restaurant]

heh...

Like you didn't know, the dancing needs work.

MyKindOfFlash responds:

This was made over a year ago, and was my first real Flash, so the quality makes me cringe looking back. I have been thinking of doing a remake now that I'm better, but the joke is already known, so it wouldn't have the impact.

Thanks for the review.