webchameleon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alice is Dead - Ep 1]

This is why I love click-games

That was awsome! Creepy, difficult, and at the end, funny. Amazing job. Make more! Beyond pt. 2, I mean. Haven't played it yet.

[REPLAYING :the game:]

I love this game!

But not as much as the other one. Maybe I'm remembering incorrectly, but wasn't it trickier to kill the little bastards in the last one?

I thought the massacre thing was clever, since real school/workplace massacres are committed by nerdy shut-ins, and not cool dudes like myself. Plus, now Michael Moore has extra incentive to lose weight. (He was in the way! I HAD to do it--TO SURVIVE!!)

The Ben Bernanke/Ron Paul segment was priceless. Ron may sound and look like a whiny little girl at the podium, but he flies a mean blimp! And gold in your pocket is worth much more than the cotten Ben says he shat in the bank.

Hmm...My Libertarian sense is tingling again...

Hope finals went well. Try to make the segments more difficult to complete next time, though.

[Communist in Space]

Heh...

"OBAMA!"

Stupid and funny. Always a winner.

[Turn Based Battle!]

Very funny

Great job. I have nothing insulting to say about it. It was just funny. Play it and you bastards will see.

[rich vs poor]

zero

"Man, I have no idea what's goin on!"

I don't have much love for promotion of class-warfare. You should make an option where the "rich" can fire all the "poor" people to win the game faster.

I had no idea which side I was on, and couldn't see anything happen when I pressed "build".

[Covert Front 3]

Dialog made no sense

You need to work on the script, because while the storyboard was fantastic, I couldn't understand a damn thing the guy was talking about behind those bars. It was like whole sentences were being omitted. Some of the words he said were redundantly placed, as well.

Otherwise it was a very, very good game.

[Old Man Timberwoller]

Heh-heh!

Man, that was funny. A little slow, and kind of a button-masher, but I had a good time. FYI, though, "socialist" drugs are only cheap by their market price. The rest of the butt-load of cash required to sustain the system is levied onto taxes.

Again, FYI.

pyro786 responds:

Exactly why it's so appealing to the American Mr Timberwoller. He just loves you for your goodies.

[Gray]

Goes nowhere slowly

That was awful. If I was supposed to learn anything from playing it, all I learned was I shouldn't have played it as long as I did. Don't play it, folks, unless you want to spend 10 + minutes doing the same thing over and over again with no results.

[A Small Favor]

Too easy

The game was way too easy. You don't have to give away simple puzzles like the microwave thing. I don't know how to get the Blind Ambition metal, though. Can someone explain it?

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

Fantastic

That was the most fun I've had on Newgrounds in over a year. It lagged a bit on the cart rides, though.

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