webchameleon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico: Ace Attorney]

Boring

The dialog just went on and on without going anywhere. I quit after 4 or 5 minutes.

burningice579 responds:

Sorry if this game wasn't your cup of tea, but thanks for playin anyway ^^

[Save Bush's Millions]

Besides it being boring and pointless...

This has nothing to do with Bush, and I like the simpleton. I trust him more than any of his adversaries of the past 8 years.

[Twin Hobo Rocket]

That was NUTS!!

Very funny. I loved the dialog.

[DeadBaby VG Dressup]

Points for creativity

Another dress-up game...it must be difficult to build one of those that stands out from the crowd. I guess that's why you decided that the thing you dress up would be dead...and a baby, right? Sure, it doesn't look exactly like a baby, but it's dead and ugly all the same.
I'm sure you wouldn't be happy if no one thought your game sucked.

RiftMaster responds:

your trying awfully hard to be Stewie Griffin arent you...

[Election Madness]

Gameplay is awkward

The controls don't make sense. At best, anything I do just launches junk at my opponent, which I guess is the point, but again, it's awkward. I have little or know way of knowing what effect the moves I make will actually have on the objects.

Otherwise, the animation and artwork is great.

ArcadeHog responds:

Thats why you have to know what moves do what, some hit items forward, some upward, etc etc

[Guardian Angel]

???

What the hell are you talking about?!

[Hellbound]

So...boring...

That was awful. I had to squint to see anything that was going on. It couldn't have looked smaller on a cell phone. The gameplay was repetitive. All I did the entire time was move left or right. Why bother killing enemies if they are out of view in 2 sec anyway?

[Chainsaw the Children]

Conflicted

The music was funny, the animation was funny, and the characters looked funny. Why kids, though? Couldn't they just be stupid pixie things, or something?

[Death Row]

Lousy

The chat was awful. He kept saying gay things about asking him personal things and me being a poet. And I don't know how things work Down-Under, but in The States, almost no one ever fries (even though more should). When a person is accused of a crime that might earn him a death sentence, a high-profile case starts and the smartest, crookedest lawyers show up to help them. Have you heard of O.J. Simpson, Tookie Williams, or John Couey? Circus trials, every one.

People like them deserve death because society doesn't want to make them its pets.

Terrorism is a high-profile subject and each of the scumbags on trial for their lives now have better lawyers than they should.

All politics aside, the game was no fun to play. It was boring, the dialog was melodramatic and (again) gay. The little games I had to play with him were repetitive. I couldn't find anything around the room that was evidence (maybe from lack of patience). I hated waiting while he slacked of at work. I'm not paying him with donuts to shrug-off gardening duty. Why do I have to be his buddy to help him clear his name?

[SHIFT]

Great Idea

It reminds me of those black and white Escher drawings. You can see it more than one way and after a while your eyes hurt. It's creative, and I appreciate that, but the gameplay itself was ultimately mediocre. I don't really know why I played through the entire game. I was bored almost the entire time (the moving spikes were cool, though).

Hey, people: Why is a review usually useless if you don't agree with the post? Why is there even an option to declare a post as 'useless', anyway? If someone posts something stupid/ illogical, chances are other people are going to recognize it as such, anyway.

Why belittle peoples' ratings? If they give reasons for them (even stupid ones), isn't that enough? Don't be jerks.