Great platformer
Characters and elements are obvious Mario/ Yoshi's Island rips, but the gameplay and the way the characters interact is very original. It was kind of easy (except level 8, which actualy seemed only possible to solve with a bug). All things considered, I liked it.
Excellently unapealing
The graphics are great and the controls are simple. I like hot babes in skin-tight outfits. I like well-designed platform shooters. But I also like Bush. I'm one of the 33% of people in the United States who will say I like him because I don't actually hate him. The war on terror lacks a clearly defined goal, but I like the fact that good people are willingly killing evil people. George W. Bush is not evil, and certainly doesn't deserve to be slaughtered by a deranged feminist.
That would be a good place to stop, but I have a few questions: Where's all that beautiful oil we went to war over? What became of all the heroic anti-Bush people who were silenced by the Bush Regime? When will the few people brave enough to publicly support Bush and the War on Terror learn to "think for themselves"? When will the rest of us realize that only a rich, white American is smart enough to orchestrate a plane hijacking? Isn't waterboarding much worse than crushing little girls' heads in giant vices (see "Uncle Saddam")?
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Joined on 1/4/08
Key to Adventure: Episode 1 
Cyborg.