webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grand Theft Awesome]

@#$%!!

Too much "fucking!" to be considered a 10. I mean it when I say that too much angry cursing just sounds nerdy--in any context.

[Indiada Jodes]

Meh...

It was okay, I guess...Definitely not as funny as the first one, and the voice work was more annoying/ aggravating than amusing. Somehow I felt, this time, like I was being yelled at instead of listening to an over-enthusiastic nerd. Maybe you should go easier on the volume at times.
I didn't get some of the name-spoofs, either (Freedom Fridge???).

[Chuck's New Tux!]

Morbidly funny

I should have seen that coming.

[Skittles N' Dickz]

That was'nt good.

That wasn't funny; it was lame. How could you compare sexual video-game parodies to South Park? Really, it could have been funny, but it wasn't. This is Middle School humor; it's like you just found out what sex is and added Itchy and Scratchy.

Emanhattan responds:

what are you talking about?

[Irod Bad!]

Saw it today

GREAT movie.
(let me try formatting: [em]GREAT[/em] {em}GREAT{/em})

I loved it, but you didn't seem to. You didn't seem to be paying much attention, either. Obediah was Stark's bastard business partner, not a general.

USA! USA! USA!

Ukinojoe responds:

He also wasn't a Sargent or a Major, I couldn't remember what his name was at the moment so I thought it'd be funnier if I just said whatever came to mind.

[Brawl Taunts]

Didn't enjoy it

Meh...Kind of nerdy. You tried, though, and I know most people liked it, but I just think most video-game satire is nerdy, okay? I didn't laugh, I didn't think "That's SO true!" (even when it was).

Can I just offer a couple of tips for all future vg satirists?

1) DON'T use low, rugged voices. They ALWAYS sound forced and nerdy.

2) DON'T tell us what we already think; act it out. I don't need another character to EXPLAIN that Link needs to say something different; I want to see other characters yell at and make fun of him (like you eventually did).

The animation was nice. Extra point!

[SEXY Body Painting Video]

no...

That wasn't really worth watching. The finished job was a pasty-looking t-shirt advertisement that actually made me sick to look at (and I LIKE boobs). It was not impressive or erotic.

[Blunty and Jointy]

huh...

This is your drugs on drugs.

[evolution of the universe]

Boring

Flash animation is best with vecor graphics. All you did was use (some vectors) a bunch stock images that fade in and out and transform a little. Also (this didn't affect score), animal cells are depicted as being round, while plant cells are box-like. The missle coming out of the sun didn't make sense, but I knew what you meant (whatever...).

andy70707 responds:

Yeah, I should have thought about that. And the missile came out of the earth, not the sun, just before it blew up. Then, the missile blew up making the yellow blob which you saw at the beggining of the movie because they wanted to start life again.

[ColorManiacs]

Nice one.

That was impressive. I thought the guy riding the elephant in profile as the sun set had an especially good effect. Ease up on the flower-power, though: I think I contracted cooties.