webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trotsky the Hippie]

Short and awesome.

I hate Commies, too. They were all monsters. Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, every last stinkin' one of them.

[Alfred Gets Fixed]

HaHaHaHaHa!!!

I love stupid-dog cartoons! Sure, it was a tragedy, but at least he died with his dignity.

And his balls.

[The Assumption Song]

Whoooo!

That was AWESOME!!!

Because it was funny.

Because it made me laugh.

So it will probably make you laugh.

Is that HELPFUL ENOUGH???

[Don't eat that Sandwich!!]

Not funny

I turned it off after I saw the bear. You need to get better dialog.

[German Hardcore Porn]

Funny.

Funny people make funny sounds in unfunny situation.
And it's funny.
(...)
'nuff said.

[A ComiX Halloween!]

Not funny

Congrats on the frame rate, but the script wasn't funny.
...
At all.

DAGamesOfficial responds:

no sense of humor :D

[Cup o Democracy]

Hmm.

I didn't think he was going to answer the question. I still don't really know how to use what he gave me because:

A) They're both ass-ugly

B) Deborah Wilson would make a convincing Obama. Jimmy Fallon might do a good McCain if he lived in a hot-tub and got cancer, but it'd suck, because it's Jimmy Fallon.

C) Obama can probably bench more NOW, but he's such a lightweight that McCain could probably bench-press HIM!