webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Not-The-Final Fantasy XII]

Die, Vaan!

THANK YOU! I've been playing this game for two weeks (my brother bought it--I swear!) and my hatred for Vaan, moogles and melodrama grows with each passing day. The characters in these FF games have gotten younger and fruitier looking with each game since VIII. Vaan looks like an underaged, transsexual Thai hooker and I can't believe that I believe he's the main character.

Where are all the REAL leading men in these games?
...
Besides Squall?

I don't want to play as fruity little kids with no hair on their...chests.

P.S.
Your cartoons are hilarious.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Man, I haven't seen a good bearded party member in a FF since Barret... and he's a Mr. T clone! Of course, Auron had stubble... but it's not quite the same. They should make a ZZ-top guy be a party member, and his beard would be down to his knees, it'd rule. Or maybe not, depending on how they'd handle it. It has potential, at least. Thanks for the input, Cham!

[Charlie the Unicorn 2]

Mostly funny

I don't think randomness is all that funny, but the voices are. Hire someone to think up better, funnier songs, though.

[Home Made DS]

Great

Nice.

[life in the bathroom]

Wow!

That was amazing! Awesome idea!

[Rantdog Clips]

Excellent

That was great. I loved the argument. Never heard of "sand n****rs" before, though. That one must be new. Rambo was merely 'okay', in my opinion, but that's neither here or there. The artwork and animation was great.

[Girls & Sports Playbook 1]

Great Flash!

That was hilarious! I especially liked the part when he wwas taking shots at the club. Lousy cutoff, though.

[Defective Chicks]

PIC and flicks

You're just not doing PIC justice, man. Find a real issue and make fun of it. There's plenty of ridiculous taboos out there worth mocking. Guys getting off on disabled chicks...just doesn't resonate too well. I gave you points for being bold.

[Dick Mantis]

Meh.

I'm not impressed. Or amused. I don't like the animation, the dialog, or the characters. I guess you tried, though. I'm just being brutally honest.

[Avatar Boredom Dub 2]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was just awesome. Funniest dialog in a flash movie...that I haven't seen yet.