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[Metal Gear Awesome]

Meh.

Not that funny. Also, "fuck" isn't funny. Not because I hate the word. It's just nerdy and EVERYONE IN ALL THESE VIDEOS says it. STOP ALREADY, DAMIT!

Second one was way better.

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 2/2]

You're messed up

You're demented. But I'm not knocking you down for that. Funny voices can't fix stale dialog. It really didn't make any sense and I couldn't pick up on any cohesion between the different parts of the story. It's like you stitched together 5 short stories written by perverted first-graders--all of whom work on the show Family Guy.

LazyMuffin responds:

You either can't add one plus one or you didn't watch the parts.
It has a very understandable storyline.

[Haven't Got A Prayer, pt1]

Huh.

It was okay, I guess. The jokes weren't very funny, but the animation was good. Don't hold out on Islam, though. There's plenty of material to work with there, so I'll know if you're being cowardly.

Slackman responds:

At least you liked the animation. As far as Islam goes, I've considered it, but it just isn't worth the risk. Provided the furor that happened with those cartoons that infuriated the Islamic awhile back, I figured that leaving Islam alone was probably in my best interest. Call me cowardly if you like, but I'm afraid it just isn't gonna happen any time soon. Sorry!

[Ultra Sheriff - Nemesis]

NERDS...IN...SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

No, seriously. As derivative as it was, it was very well made. Well done.

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 1/2]

Half was funny...

...And half wasn't. Cut out the long pauses next time.

[Pico Gets In Shape]

Hahahahaha!!!

That was funny. Good commentary.

Everyone's a minority somewhere. In fact, the US has the highest racial diversity of any country, so Darnel should just *uck off.

[Fatherly Bonds]

Wait a sec...

I wasn't impressed by the animation at all. I just thought it was dumb. Not in a funny way.

Wasn't the big purple guy in a game where he chainsawed little kids on a tropical island?

Is that ironic to anyone else?

Gonzossm responds:

:'(

[MovieMakers]

I turned it off...

...After Whatshisface started dancing with the cat. Randomness isn't funny just because it's random. You need to turn off Family Guy and find a way to make things funny without just cutting to various absurdities. Some stuff was funny, but you, like many aspiring cartoonists today, have been adversely influenced by Seth "Allthebrownpeopleyoucanrape" MacFarlane. The voice acting needs a lot of work.

A generous 5 stars.

[Madness: Jebus kills]

One of the...

...most monotonous, pointless cartoons I've ever seen.

NewgroundsDummie responds:

Seriously, you obviously cant see it, cause your too retarded. And this review has no criticism at all.

[PSP Squirrels]

The yelling killed it.

Yelling obscenities over and over in that stupid raspy voice isn't funny. It's lame. Stop doing it. Everyone.