webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mastermind 3]

You ruined it.

The part where he orders his minions to execute eachother was really funny, but the "BALLS!" thing ruined it. It could have been good, but you just had to inject random phallic jokes into the script. Why in the hell would any of the minions have the guts to start blurting out obscenities to a guy blowing up cities with a button on his desk?

Don't you watch "Venture Brothers"? Only two henchmen would ever talk to The Monarch like that, and but they're invincible!

You need to get someone to review your script before you start working from them. Like the Aids thing in the first or second one. "Watch out for Aids! Yeah! Aids...uhm, yeah...ouch."

"Uhm"?? "Yeah"?! "OUCH"??!! That sounded awful!

Zero. I was embarrassed to watch it.

[Tarboy]

Incredible!

Like you need to hear it again. That was the best flash animation I ever saw, with the best cinematography, effects, voice-acting, and narrative. I can't say I much like the premise itself, because to me it seems to distract from the real villains of the working man, but I'm still deeply impressed.

You've got a helluva future ahead of you, if you aren't there already!

[Waiting for the Bus!]

Beautiful

Touching--Myself.

It moved me--When I was constipated.

It's a very well-made animation--that I watched while @$(%&@ing.

Really, the cinematography was incredible, and the story was very well-told, unlike all the other Newgrounds-Amateur-Melodrama-Theater acts. Very funny stuff, too.

[War, Snow and Fire]

Awesome!

Not the most original story, but the style was great and animation was fluid. Also, I hate Russia. Great job!

[Crotchless Chaps]

Horrible Script. Better Script = Better Movie.

That script was horrible (see header). The monologues weren't so bad (still bad, but not so bad), but the dialog was. The opening sequence with the woman saying "fuck" over and over was lame. Don't get me wrong; I'm a Deist. I swear all the time--ALL THE TIME. But the same swear is NEVER funny repeated over and over with the same tone (the exception to this is Prostitute Mickey in his Apocalypse Lane cameo, episode [?]).

The analogies were also bad--wait: The analogies might have worked, but your DELIVERY was bad. Your characters all speak with (again) the same [boring] tone. There's no life in any of the characters' voices. This is what you need to work on most.

The art was excellent, but that's no excuse for bad acting and a dumb script (cut out the "fuck!" cliche, for starters). I'm not trying to be mean. I only do that to people who submit cartoon pedophilia. But this IS a bad movie that could have been saved by better lines and better voice actors. The premise could be salvaged. I really don't know what everyone else saw in this.

[Barbarian Blunder]

I'll give it a 10.

I'll give you a 10 because I like your other flash so much.

And this one has tits.

[Aerofanatics]

Racism's got nothing to do with it

And I hate Islamic terrorists. This is one of the funniest cartoons I've seen in a long time. Good job.

[Hillside Settlement]

Kinda pissed

I kept waiting for something to happen, but nothing did. If this is some kind of "message film" [cartoon], you're not very good at it.

On the other hand, if it was just a guy envisioning the birth of society, then it works very well. 8 pts so my reviews will stop being removed.

CircusFreakFlash responds:

no... this isnt a "message" film. I hate when people try to preach to me through their flashes.

[FRED - Animated Series]

I h8 Fred. U h8 Fred.Lets all shoot him in the hed

I hate Fred. Worst Youtube series ever.

Maybe.

It's definately the most annoying.

I enjoyed watching him meet his end at the hands of a teary-eyed Oney.