webchameleon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pigeon!]

HA!

It's Gritty Dawn!

[Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 1]

Couldn't Finish

I don't care how long it is. It was awful. Anyone can yell nonsense into a microphone and animate disgusting images. I'm just glad most don't.

[Learn 2 Read]

Huh.

Was that a Bayonetta reference?

[The Pigpen]

Huh.

Well, I got the message at least. I think it would have been much more effective if it wasn't so weird and gross--what I'd call "Salvadistic Dahli", for lack of a better pun. Some of the scenes seemed to contribute nothing to the plot or message and where just used to be, again, weird and gross. I mean,what the heck did the end mean? The dealer's amorphous, distended stomach became detached, writhed in the street, turned into a red ball, and was eaten by the pig. Did you run out of time and just keep it because you liked it?

Your style is interesting but you're clearly disturbed. Seems like you went out of your way to be disgusting instead of just settling w/ the opportunities you had to make gross metaphors with the characters.

SpamClamberton responds:

Actually the guy's stomach never detached itself- you're confusing 2 scenes together. That blob that plucked the apple was due to the pig tripping out.

[Santa's on Vacation]

HOT DAMN, that was awsome!

Most fun I've had on Newgrounds in a while (The new C&H short was sweet too, though). Not that it means anything to me, the Jesus in this cartoon looked the same color as the Terrorist. Kind of a brownish-olive. It'd be pretty funny if he WAS black though...

[The Transformer]

Nice parody.

You just made transformers less lame.

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

So...

He blasted off before Housten said "Go"? That's kind of funny. The rest of the cartoon wasn't as ridiculous as I was hoping, but it was good.

Nice work, Harry.

[Beer Run!]

Man, I love these...

Funniest script yet. Flawless.

[Che (part 4)]

Both icons, only one mass-murderer.

I gave this a zero for your poor [and insulting] logic (see end) and failure to acknowledge history. The blood was appropriate. For your reference, The UK TIMES wrote an article on The REAL Che Guevera citing primary sources, including Che himself:

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[...] They turned a blind eye to anything that did not fit in with their idealised image of Guevara. A prolific diarist, Guevara nevertheless wrote vividly of his role as an executioner. In one passage he described the execution of Eutimio Guerra, a peasant and army guide.

"I fired a .32calibre bullet into the right hemisphere of his brain which came out through his left temple," was Guevara's clinical description of the killing. "He moaned for a few moments, then died."

This was the first of many "traitors" to be subjected to what Guevara called "acts of justice".

THERE WAS SELDOM ANY TRIAL. "I carried out a very summary inquiry and then the peasant Aristidio was executed," he wrote about another killing. "It is not possible to tolerate even the suspicion of treason."

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But his first job after the rebels marched in triumph into Havana in 1959 was running a "PURIFYING COMMISSION" and supervising executions at Havana's La Cabana prison.

"He would climb on top of a wall . . . and lie on his back smoking a Havana cigar while watching the executions," the author quotes Dariel Alarcon Ramirez, one of Guevara's former comrades in arms, as saying.

In a six-month period, Guevara implemented Castro's orders with zeal, putting 180 prisoners in front of the firing squad after summary trials, according to Machover. Jose Vilasuso, an exiled lawyer, recalled Guevara instructing his "court" in the prison: "Don't drag out the process. This is a revolution. Don't use bourgeois legal methods, THE PROOF IS SECONDARY. We must act through conviction. We're dealing with a bunch of criminals and assassins."

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Stencil Hitler next, then superimpose the Wal*mart logo. He was a mass murderer; Wal*mart sells cheap stuff; both icons. The correlation fits there as well.

Mogly responds:

You gotta see it from my point of view mate, and many other peoples. Many are ignorant to bits of history like this that tell the true story of Che. Like I said in the animation, he is now primarily an icon that offers little value behind the image, wouldn't you agree?

Atleast in your eyes - see how he has become just a 'faceless' icon to many- which is how people can walk around with his face on their shirts, with his poster on there wall, how I could create this animation even; all in ignorance, not knowing squat. You see?

[A Big Three Xmas]

Loved it

Truth is funnier than fiction. Much more real, too. So real, it's scary. And stuff. And other stuff. Very funny flash. If it wasn't funny or sexy, I'd give it a zero.